Safety Sentinel Gifts

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

"Since you have a complete record of my life, could you tell me if I remembered to turn the stove off?"

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

'That woke me up, too!'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

Man with a new purchase about to fall down a hole.

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Homeland security! That sign has 'threat' written all over it!'

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Once upon a time, lead poisoning meant someone who got shot down. Today it means someone who touched a toy made in China.

Helmet Friday.

Acme Clocks.

'That high chair is being recalled. Some kind of safety issue.'

The new global mantra flag for the future

Lighthouse

Covid-19 vaccine: "No one's safe until everyone's safe".

War inthe time of Corona

How NOT to Wear A Face Mask.

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"Uh-oh, I think I hear a lawsuit."

"Tag - you have measles!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Caution: Slippery Surface.

Covid preys those who don't follow the regulations...

Covid Restrictions in Schools

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I had the hardest time finding volunteers for the neighborhood crime patrol...so I just changed the name a little bit."

"How long are you going to be?"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

"That's the way the world ends, not with a bang, but with a virus."

Time Out For Teddy

"I'm the ghost of Christmas future."