Safety Sentry Gifts

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

Rock Falling - Told You So

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"I spy with my little eye…"

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

Nuclear Security Summit

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Dictator, Interrupted

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

Diary of a DNA Cop

Lighthouse

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

Moby the Private Dick.

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Code Red!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

War inthe time of Corona

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'