Safety Observer Gifts

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Time Out For Teddy

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Nuclear waste.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

The Dangers of National Safety Week.