
Neighbourhood watch with mother
Searching for a gift that appreciates a person who keeps watch and stays alert? Our collection of products themed around observation and security offers clever, witty, and heartfelt options suitable for various recipients who take their vigilance seriously.
Neighbourhood watch with mother
The Anti-Agent
"He's no hat and all corgis."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I need to know who started it."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"I spy with my little eye…"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
'Your parents are way too overprotective.'
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'
'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'
'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'
CCTV in church.
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
HUAWEI 5G
Information about information about information about information.
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Shark tower surveillance camera.
Dictator, Interrupted
"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."
"I think he just ashed on me."
"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"
'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'
"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"
The Modern Godot
'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for someone who loves to keep an eye on things, blending humor and appreciation in every sip.
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate vigilance with fun designs, ideal for brightening up their living space.
Decorate their home or office with prints that honor their attentive nature and eye for detail.
Find humorous and stylish T-shirts that match their observant personality. Great for security buffs or anyone who loves a good watchful laugh.