Surveillance Officer Gifts

"You're a good listener."

Monitor Lizard.

A New New World Order

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Super-ego Surveillance

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

Dinner in 30 Mins

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

The Anti-Agent

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Airport Security.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

TSA Noah

"I need to know who started it."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

The Scanner Of Love.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

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"I spy with my little eye…"

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