Surveillance Officer Mugs

"You're a good listener."

Monitor Lizard.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Super-ego Surveillance

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'Your Honor, we can't find the defendant because we can't find the defendant.'

Dinner in 30 Mins

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

The Anti-Agent

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You know too much,'

Airport Security.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"I need to know who started it."

TSA Noah

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Scarecrows guarding a field

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'