Espionage Officer Mugs

The reason Agents aren't allowed to buy vanity plates.

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'You know too much,'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Airport Security.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

CIA report

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

TSA Noah

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Scarecrows guarding a field

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'More government surveillance!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'