Intelligence Officer Mugs

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'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."

'I think one of us must be a plant.'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'It seems we have a leak! Somebody is letting the left hand know what the right hand is doing.'

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

"The situation in Iraq appears to be going well, gentlemen. That, however, is a map of Staten Island."

"Keep your voice down there's a tap on the phone"

"Possible security breach, sir. It's the smart bombs. They know too much."

"After you read the menu, eat it."

'Hey, I left my Top Secret Codebook on the subway. Can I get another one?'

Domestic Spying.

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"It`s the special branch."

Business Intelligence Unit.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

"It's O.K., I'm with the government."

"Are you sure he's saying 'Death to the infielders'?"

'Vee vill soon find verr you keep ze confidential information...'

In the wake of the Duelfer report the White House vows to improve U.S. intelligence gathering.

Internet Blackout and the NSA

'I'm sorry sir. I'm afraid you can't see the menu. It's top secret.'

'We heard you say you're worried about the government listening to your phone calls so we called to tell you not to worry . . . yet.'

NSA is coming to town.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Avoiding being overheard by the NSA.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

Political Espionage

'Your call may be monitored for national security.'

'Ummmm can we have our drone back mister?'

CIA report

"Hey, Bill. When you're done with that terror threat, can you help me decipher my kid's text message?"

CSIS had a little ink left over, Prime Minister, so they've blacked out your paycheque.