Government Intelligence Officer Mugs

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

CIA report

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And you need to know this why?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Charades

Covid Lab Theory

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Government Intelligence

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.