Information Officer Mugs

Department of Pure Speculation.

Information vs. confusion

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

"And you need to know this why?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Data Processing and Data Suppression

Art gallery - information/information other than 'where's the shop'.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Shred-a Data - We shred into much smaller pieces.

'The toilets are on the right. They smell really bad.'

Information desk in a boxing ring.

Freedom of information

Information / Disinformation.

Closing Laugh Ministry of Info

'What's the meaning of life?'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

This Message Has No Content

'You know too much,'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

CIA report

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'