'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.
Information Security Officer Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle—our mugs for information security officers combine humor and professionalism, making every coffee break a moment of appreciation for their vital work.
'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'
Recycle Station for Confidential Files
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'
"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"
Schengen
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
UK border controls relaxed.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'You know too much,'
Airport Security.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
CIA report
TSA Noah
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
The Scanner Of Love.
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
Europe and immigration.
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
Vaccination Passport
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
Scarecrows guarding a field
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"I spy with my little eye…"
Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.
Information Security Officer Mugs Collection
Information Security Officer Pillows
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Information Security Officer Prints
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Information Security Officer T-Shirts
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