Information Protection Officer Mugs

'He's in charge of shredding documents.'

Schengen

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

CIA report

TSA Noah

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

The Scanner Of Love.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Privacy Conference Security

Europe and immigration.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Vaccination Passport

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"I spy with my little eye…"

Scarecrows guarding a field

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'