Information Protection Officer Pillows

'He's in charge of shredding documents.'

Schengen

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

CIA report

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

TSA Noah

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Privacy Conference Security

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Europe and immigration.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Vaccination Passport

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'