Internet Safety Officer Pillows

Harold once again has a comment flagged.

"What this world needs is a Facebook with admission standards."

Hate Platforms

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'You know too much,'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

TSA Noah

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

AI Safety Officer

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Time Out For Teddy

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"I only told a few friends."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

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