Privacy Officers Mugs

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Club Antisocial

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.