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Privacy Investigator Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that nods to their sleuthing skills. Perfect for privacy investigators who love a bit of humor with their coffee or tea, these mugs make every sip a discovery.
The Anti-Agent
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
hard-boiled egg...
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"Elementary, my dear Quackson."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
The Philip Marlow family
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.
Privacy - Surveillance
Police Statetion
Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
"That's hardly necessary!"
"I spy with my little eye…"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
Privacy Investigator Mugs Collection
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