Privacy Detective Mugs

"We've got some seriously creepy neighbours."

"Guess what I learned about you and Mum on twitter today, Dad."

Wife Surveillance

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Alternative Medicine

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The new Physics

Violent Crime Statistics

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Mou...Man trap!

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'It looks like our data.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down