Privacy Investigator Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

hard-boiled egg...

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

The Philip Marlow family

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Police Statetion

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Privacy - Surveillance

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.