Privacy Explorer Pillows

Big Brother

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion