Privacy Explorer Gifts

Big Brother

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Do you mind?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

Police Statetion

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'