Privacy Invasion Ponderer Gifts

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Buck Naked

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Spying Smart TV

Desert Island Surveillance.

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Big Brother

Replaced by a Robot...

Corporate Ladder

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'Want me to share your reading on your social media?'

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?