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Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Buck Naked

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Desert Island Surveillance.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Big Brother

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Replaced by a Robot...

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

Corporate Ladder

"...I'll sit here pretending to be interested but I'll actually be writing a shopping list and fantasising about my plumber!"

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

Intelligent Technology - blessing or curse?

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

'Want me to share your reading on your social media?'

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."