Privacy Ponderers T-Shirts

'Naughty or nice? Isn't that a violation of privacy disclosure rules?'

Buck Naked

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

G7 Summit Concern

Roe v. Wade

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

Violent Crime Statistics

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

The two faces of capitalism.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Supreme Liberty Court

"Raising the debt ceiling is a ponzi scheme!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'We can monitor e-mails and phone calls of everyone in this world but we can't touch Obamacare.'