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'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Schrodinger's Black Box

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Ten Commandments

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Buck Naked

Progress?

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Great, now we're lost."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The Loneliness of Power

"The arc of the moral universe."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution