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'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Price of Freedom

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Buck Naked

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Surgical Self-Service

"You've got termites."

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

Desert Island Surveillance.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"Hey, Gary? As a general rule we don't play God up here."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Nothing about selling inside trade secrets?"