Privacy Ponderers Gifts

'Naughty or nice? Isn't that a violation of privacy disclosure rules?'

Buck Naked

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Roe v. Wade

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Violent Crime Statistics

We Used to Build Things

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

Supreme Liberty Court

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."