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'The principal is busy right now, so I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear our mission statement sung by the school chorus?'

The California Dream Act

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

'Oh drat. I forgot to mail in this month's house insurance payment.'

'Maybe we should go with this health policy, Darren. The premiums are quite low and the only stipulation seems to be that we're not allowed to file any claims.'

Pulling the Insurance Industry

Obama's Health Care.

Coalition Government.

'I propose we extend the Bush tax cuts for all who earn up to 250,000 dollars. . .'

"You can do whatever you want to on your own time, but if we find out about any of it, you're fired."

Karine Jean-Pierre

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

G7 Summit Concern

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Do Guns Kill?

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Sybil Obama

Violent Crime Statistics

We Used to Build Things

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"