"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."
Privilege Ponderer Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the reflective and introspective nature of a privilege ponderer? Our collection captures the essence of deep thought and curiosity. Perfect for those who love to explore ideas and challenge perceptions, these items will inspire meaningful conversations and self-awareness. Whether for a friend or yourself, find something that encourages pondering life’s bigger questions while adding a touch of wit and personality.
"At least you're not being strangled by a mass of burdensome government regulations."
Corporate Ladder
"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."
"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."
Save our spaces
"If you lose any more money you'll go from "eccentric" to "crazy"'.
'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'
Michael Loser (a beggar).
"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."
"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."
Quarantine: The great equalizer
"It's lonely at the top, but I don't give a damn."
"Now that we have a better class of downtrodden I'm more able to identify with them."
"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."
"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."
"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."
"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."
Rolling out the red carpet.
"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."
"I have diplomatic immunity!"
Three Swell Guys Who Expect To Be Completely Exonerated
"Remember when people had only themselves to blame."
"I'm rather fortunate. I have no parents, so Medicare is no problem, and I have no children, so the environment is no problem."
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Sauce for the Goose
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
Privilege Ponderer Gifts Collection
Privilege Ponderer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for privilege ponderers—perfect for fueling deep thoughts and morning reflections.
Privilege Ponderer Pillows
Relax and reflect with pillows that inspire deep thinking and add personality to your space.
Privilege Ponderer Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that ignite curiosity and encourage philosophical reflection.
Privilege Ponderer T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for pondering minds—blend humor and insight with wearable wisdom.