Privilege Contemplator Gifts

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

Corporate Ladder

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"

'All the girls say the same thing. You're a sweet guy, but...'

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

'Darn. His Holiness' letter says nothing about cancelling celibacy.'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

Rolling out the red carpet.

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

Save our spaces

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Michael Loser (a beggar).

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."