Privilege Pondering Gifts

"I hope I never lose my sense of entitlement."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

Corporate Ladder

"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Solicitor tells divorcing couple: 'You must see that 'I'll have the bricks and she can have the mortar' is not very helpful,'

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

"O.K., who can put a price on love? Jim?"

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

Save our spaces

Rolling out the red carpet.

Michael Loser (a beggar).

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

"But what is money? Why does it have value? Who gives it value? What is value?"

Eden. Oh, come on, I think the apple rule is really more of a guideline.

"Now that we have a better class of downtrodden I'm more able to identify with them."

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

"I thought help would be here by now."