Power Pondering Gifts

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Needs to get a life"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Max Weber

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Caption Contest TK

"Nothing can be done about crime unless you deal with the root causes in the environment."

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

The Loneliness of Power

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."