Power Dynamic Ponderer Gifts

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Big hand giving little man money.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Now that's power."

Coming to a consensus.

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

The Loneliness of Power

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."