Psychic Power Ponderer Gifts

The seventh sense

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

"Needs to get a life"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Max Weber

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

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'I say we try it.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"