Psychic Power Ponderer Pillows

The seventh sense

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Ghost puddle

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Max Weber

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I say we try it.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I'll have dessert first."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Psychiatry ward with 'Inhibited' and 'Outgoing' trays.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained