"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"
Executive Privilege Ponderer Gifts
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"But can't I be feared and loved?"
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Water company bonus.
The Price of Freedom
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
"If anything else, it beats bending over!"
"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"
'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
Buck Naked
How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?
"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"
"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."
'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'
Surgical Self-Service
"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."
Corruption trial in the Vatican
30% Heredity, 70% Environment
Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics
Desert Island Surveillance.
'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'
"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."
"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."
The Loneliness of Power
Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.
"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"
"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."
'Don't tell me this nonsense doesn't violate the code of bioethics.'
'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"
'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'
"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."
"I give and I give but all they see is take."
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