"I thought help would be here by now."
Privilege Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with your privilege debater? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items crafted to celebrate their love for debate and critical thinking. Whether they’re sharpening their skills or enjoying spirited discussions, these products bring a fun and thoughtful touch to their passion. Ideal for those passionate about debating, critical analysis, and expressing their views with wit, our items add personality and humor to their everyday routine, making them a memorable gift for any debate lover.
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"
"Now that's a win."
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
Plant Parenthood...
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
Like Minded
Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.
Verbal Orders
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Critical Ethanol report
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
Memory Content is King
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
Privilege Debater Gifts Collection
Privilege Debater Mugs
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Privilege Debater Pillows
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Privilege Debater Prints
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