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Law And Ethics Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates your favorite law and ethics debater? Our collection features clever, cartoon-style designs that add humor and insight to their intellectual pursuits. From witty mugs to expressive t-shirts, thoughtful pillows, and impactful prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone engaged in debating law and ethics. Show your appreciation for their passion with a unique gift that sparks conversation and smiles. Perfect for birthdays, graduations, or just because—they'll love how our products combine humor, personality, and style.
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
Plant Parenthood...
'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
Memory Content is King
"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'
"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."
"At this point, we know it's addictive."
Man milks a book.
"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"
'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'
"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"
'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'
Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.
Foreign policy
"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"
Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be
'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'
Law And Ethics Debater Gifts Collection
Law And Ethics Debater Mugs
Looking for mugs that celebrate law and ethics debaters? Explore our collection of witty, cartoon-style mugs designed to keep conversations lively and mornings bright.
Law And Ethics Debater Pillows
Give a playful and comfortable gift with our law and ethics-themed pillows. Perfect for brightening up their space with humor and personality.
Law And Ethics Debater Prints
Find striking prints that capture the essence of debating law and ethics. Ideal for inspiring their space and sparking conversation.
Law And Ethics Debater T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase your favorite ethics and law debater's personality. Funny, stylish, and thought-provoking designs await to add some flair to their wardrobe.