Ethics Debaters Gifts

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

Doping

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.