Ethics Debaters T-Shirts

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"My life has been totally screwed up for years, but thus far no one has stepped forward to claim responsibility."

"I've got my own commandments, Little Yahweh."

Droit du Seigneur

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I'm blessed in not having a conscience in making unconscionable profits.'

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

Doping

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.