Ethical Dilemma Debater T-Shirts

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"I've managed to restrict my predatory behavior to my job at the car title loan company."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Memory Content is King

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Foreign policy

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"