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"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'I was motivated by greed, but I blame that on the workplace culture.'

'I have found that the appearance of honesty is the best policy.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"You must understand murdering is not OK........"

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'Weird: There's been a guy with a clipboard observing you non-stop ever since they gave you that injection...'

'I see you're the co-author of this paper....which you will explain next week. '

Trade Fair.

Mice in animal research laboratory on protest

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

"Look, I've denied it - can we move on?"

'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"You're the best teacher this school's ever had, Ms. Lynch. You had to expect to be cloned."

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

'I agree we need someone with real world experience to teach Business Ethics, but someone from a work release program?'

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

'Professor, I'll do anything if you give me a good mark.'

'Of course I practice the Politics of Personal Destruction. What other type of politics is there?

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Spare me the integrity lecture, Jonathan! I turned down TWICE as many sellout job offers as you before I actually sold out, and YOU know it!'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'OK; tear gas, land mines, torture equipment, batons. Can you give me your absolute word they're Fair Trade?'

'I don't want you to sell out because of the money. I want you to sell out because it's the moral thing to do.'