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"At first it's, we'll try this and we'll try that. But when there's a medical break-through, guess who takes all the credit."

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'I was motivated by greed, but I blame that on the workplace culture.'

'I have found that the appearance of honesty is the best policy.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'Weird: There's been a guy with a clipboard observing you non-stop ever since they gave you that injection...'

'If it's my bioethicist, I'm not here.'

"You must understand murdering is not OK........"

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I see you're the co-author of this paper....which you will explain next week. '

Trade Fair.

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

Cow charging at a woman feeding beef to Pirahnas

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"You're the best teacher this school's ever had, Ms. Lynch. You had to expect to be cloned."

'I agree we need someone with real world experience to teach Business Ethics, but someone from a work release program?'

Mice in animal research laboratory on protest

"Buy my soul?! A bit late for that. . . I'm a lobbyist for the coal industry."

"Look, I've denied it - can we move on?"

'Of course I practice the Politics of Personal Destruction. What other type of politics is there?

'Professor, I'll do anything if you give me a good mark.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Spare me the integrity lecture, Jonathan! I turned down TWICE as many sellout job offers as you before I actually sold out, and YOU know it!'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

'OK; tear gas, land mines, torture equipment, batons. Can you give me your absolute word they're Fair Trade?'

'I don't want you to sell out because of the money. I want you to sell out because it's the moral thing to do.'

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

Execution.

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"Mark my words: hybrid technology will trigger more slave demands!"

"...What would you do if some abused your children?"