Ethical Debater Gifts

'You're a selfish b***ard, Lewis! Those stem-cell lines were meant for people who've LOST an organ!'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'I admit I fabricated data, but I didn't falsify any, and I didn't plagiarize.'

"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."

As you can see from his violent resistance to being injected witha cocktail of psychotropic drugs the patient is clearly psychotic.

"You're doing fine. The only side effect is that part of you is now my intellectual property."

'Psst! Can I run your ethics committee?'

Politics, Finance, Religion.

To plug or not to plug, that's the question.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."

'I lead by example except for the moral part.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Man milks a book.

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'How you lived your life used to count for something. Nowadays it's largely based on first impressions.'

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

"Morality is always context dependent. And around here the context is: profits."

"Of course what we're doing is wrong, but that doesn't make it indefensible."

"The plea bargain agreement is you plead guilty and charges against my next two clients will be dropped."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

'Thank heaven I'm only morally bankrupt!'

'Sports drug test centre' 'Please have your feeble excuses ready'

Woman with fur coat reading book, "Fur coat owners self defence course"

'We can bomb them...or we can air-drop cigarettes, alcohol and fast food, and get them addicted.'

Tomb of the unknown baby.

'Ah, Dr. Mecklenburg, noted research scientist, we meet again.'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Unethical Accounting Methods...

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"What with all we've been through, we were hoping for something more middle-of-the-road."