Morality Debater Gifts

'From a purely financial standpoint, talking other people's money is just good business.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."