
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
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"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."
"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
Plant Parenthood...
The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.
'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!
Memory Content is King
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
"It's my conscience... It's all achy"
'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."
"At this point, we know it's addictive."
Man milks a book.
'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'
"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"
'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'
Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'
"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"
"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."
Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.
Foreign policy
Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be
'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'
"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."
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