Moral Debaters Gifts

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'