Moral Debates Gifts

Face Trophies

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"You're fired."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

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