Moral Debates Gifts

Face Trophies

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

"You're fired."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."