'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'
Moral Discussions Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who enjoys moral discussions and likes to ponder life's bigger questions? Our collection features witty and insightful products that celebrate thoughtful conversations, making every item a conversation starter. Whether they enjoy debating ethics or exploring philosophical ideas, these gifts will resonate deeply and add a touch of humor and wisdom to their daily life.
'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'
'Violence is never the answer, son. And extortion is only acceptable under certain circumstances.'
"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"
5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?
'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'
"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."
"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."
Protestors outside an exterminator shop.
"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"
Clones are people two!
From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.
The ethics professor weeding his garden.
Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,
Holding the moral high ground
"What about commands that violate your moral code?"
'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'
"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."
"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."
Attorney General John Ashcroft
Now, will someone pass me a whale?
'Vote your conscience? Harold, you don't have a conscience.'
'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'
"Three million a year before bonuses."
"This is unacceptable. I never take bribes from cheap people."
Jury Bribes.
'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'
What Kind of God
Face Trophies
'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'
'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'
"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."
Moral Discussions Gifts Collection
Moral Discussions Mugs
Looking for more witty mugs aligned with moral discussions? Check out our collection of insightful coffee cups that encourage conversation and reflection.
Moral Discussions Pillows
Add a humorous or thought-provoking touch to your space with our pillows celebrating the love of moral discussions and reflective conversations.
Moral Discussions Prints
Browse our prints that beautifully depict themes of ethics and morality, perfect for inspiring thoughtful dialogue at home or in the office.
Moral Discussions T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts that perfectly capture the spirit of moral debates and intellectual pursuits, adding humor and style to everyday wear.