Moral Discussions Gifts

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Violence is never the answer, son. And extortion is only acceptable under certain circumstances.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Clones are people two!

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'Vote your conscience? Harold, you don't have a conscience.'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

Jury Bribes.

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"This is unacceptable. I never take bribes from cheap people."

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

Face Trophies

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"Of course I believe in tithing, I'm just easing into it."

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."