Ethical Discussions Gifts

"Some say that lethal injection isn't a humane way for killers to die...murder wasn't so great either."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'We've saved a fortune relocating our children to Asia...'

Organ donor, buried in a tiny coffin.

Accountant beneath picture of three wise monkeys.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"No offence Jon, but..."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.