Ethical Debates Gifts

"Political corruption is a terrible blight on the democratic process."

Tomb of the unknown baby.

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

"We gave cocaine to some and not to others, and now there's a full-on drug war."

Never Tested on Animals

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

A Rustic Moralist.

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Jury Bribes.

Clones are people two!

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'