Moral Debater Gifts

Right Way

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

Oh, for pete's sake, spare me the "core beliefs" lecture again, willya?

'Hey, don't look at me - I gave them FREE WILL.'

'I've never thought about it as a moral statement; I've just always been a vegetarian.'

"For this meeting on tenure, I propose we dispense with the Golden Rule."

'You can have him!' ' I don't want him!'

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'If two wrongs don't make a right, how many does it take?'

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'People are our greatest asset.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

"Your idea may be illegal, but does it add to our profit margin?"

"I knew I was doing wrong. That kinda makes me right..."

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

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